Because you don’t have to be a Golden Globe winner to win the Golden Globes.
After a night of drama, tears, and a few big surprises, all of the 2016 Golden Globes have been officially doled out to their deserving owners.

And of course, the winners — including Jennifer Lawrence, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Lady Gaga — all have our most heartfelt congratulations.

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But at the same time, the concept of “winning” or “losing” is so much more complex than who went home with a shiny trophy (and who spent the rest of the night lining up to read Aziz Ansari’s book about how to lose with dignity.) Below, we round up the true winners and losers from last night’s (Jan. 10) awards.

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Winner and loser: Ricky Gervais.


Whatever you think of Ricky’s emceeing job last night, he certainly delivered as anticipated — and had a grand time doing it, too. But on the other hand, the entire internet now wants his head on a spike. So.

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Loser: Channing Tatum’s hair.
We’re gonna need to arrest his stylist for crimes against humanity.